crying dragon
when about to unload in the back of someones girlfriends mouth, pull her hard onto your member and then reach down and pinch her nose…. this will cause your flim to search for an exit when she begins to gag… only spot left will be her eyes…. hence, a crying dragon… this is far worse than an angry dragon, but the gal will be blinded for a few moments giving you time to vacate…
sheot, angry dragons are a dime a dozen, want to give her a special treat???? lay a crying dragon on her…
when you put your favorite kind of hot sauce on your wiener and you get a blow-job. named because although it adds so much more feeling, the heat makes both people cry.
“ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise crying dragon, our s-x life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.
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