cryojaculation
the sudden and dramatic freezing of the male -j-c-l-t- when the -j-c-l-t–n occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant’s v-g-n-.
last night, out side of the bar in rochester, i had a m-ssive cryojaculation when cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. that’ll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in january during the polar vortex!
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