cryping


the act of taking a cr-p while typing away on your laptop.
with only minutes left to finish typing his report, mark’s stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. in an attempt to soothe both neccesities, mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

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