Cryptic Age


an incredible yorkshire folk metal band that is made up one of yorkshire man, one manx keyboardist, one southerner and one dutch drum machine.
ensiferum: hey guys, don’t forget our show tonight. we’re been supported by a yorkshire metal band called cryptic age.

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