Crypto-tosser


1. verb, one who m-st-rb-t-s in secret.

2. adjective, a person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they’re blatently a relentless t-ss-r.
a: “i lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he’s moved to brighton.”
b: “i thought he was really safe.”
a: “so did i”
b: “t-ss-r!”
a: “no, crypto-t-ss-r!”

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