cryptoqueer


describes human s-xuality where the actual nature of one’s attractions and fantasies is a closely-guarded secret, even from one’s self. it is thought to describe the natural state of most human adults.
a: i think joe might be g-y.
b: who knows? even joe probably doesn’t know. like most of us, he’s a cryptoqueer.

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