Crysexual
cry·s-x·u·al crhy-sek-shoo-uhl
–noun
a person (or group of people) who cry during s-x or masturbation.
roxy: i don’t know what happened, i was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.
len: that’s because you’re a crys-xual mate. it’s just the way you are.
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