Crystal Lake Taco Tuck
when having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake p-n-s to penetrate the v-g-n-. then proceed to take the taco out when she -rg-sms, smack her in the head with it. next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to “careless whispers” by george michael.
i stopped at taco bell before i f-cked this b-tch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
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