Crystal Maze


the act of pushing cocaine into someone’s -rs- hole and then getting them to fart to the c-ke into your face. the idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. the phrase comes from the uk game show ‘the crystal maze’ in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.
i crystal mazed her last night and she got the lot!

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