crystal palarse


a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you’ll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
brighton fan – we beat the sc-m 1-0
roberto – que?
brighton fan – crystal pal-rs-, we beat them 1-0

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