Crystal Spring Turtle


giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a s-xual act. it involves one parter “prairie d-gg-ng” a piece of feces in and out of their r-ct-m, while the other either urinates or -j-c-l-t-s on the half protruding feces. the partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its sh-ll.
guy #1: hey bro i heard you gave sally a crystal spring turtle last night

guy#2: h-ll yea man! i crystal spring’d all over that turtle!! jealous??

guy#1: uuuhh…not really

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