crysturbate
masturbating and crying and the same time.
“since jack left all i do is crysturbate.”
to cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
sam: so how was the party last night?
danny: it was okay, i went home early because there weren’t enough b-tches.
sam: did you crysturbate when you got home?
danny: yeah, it was a jopo.
when you’re sad and you m-st-rb-t-
from overheard in new york,
crysturbate! girl: it’s like, when you’re sad and you m-st-rb-t-!
crying while one is masturbating
when i got home,i looked up my beautiful ex. when i started pleasing myself i also started crying, whispering “i love you” while i crysturbated.
verb. the act of crying while s-xually pleasuring one’s self.
david loves to crysturbate to zac efron’s chiseled abs and cl-ssical good looks.
|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one’s own genitals for s-xual pleasure while using one’s own tears for lubrication.
after genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, alfred’s crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
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