Crywalker


noun: one who weeps while walking. someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or ‘wittle finger’. no one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.
the crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.

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