Cryzombating


simply put, it’s the combination of crysturbating and zombating. it is the act of masturbating in a public restroom, making moaning noises as if you were a zombie, but your also crying while doing this, due to being very upset about something.
that gross b-st-rd brandon took things to a whole new level after he got dumped by his gf. i found him cryzombating in the wal-mart bathroom!

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