cryzzed


the act of crying and j-zzing at the same time. you feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can’t help but expel your seed.
i was trying to enjoy the notebook but i cryzzed all over myself when they had s-x the first time

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