a person that spends thousands of euros at getting skins for their knife and probably won’t be able to talk ever again after getting a knife from a case
dude ur such a cs gamer
almost every cs gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. cs gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. in extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during m-st-rb-t–n on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers…this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.
phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
you’re a cs gamer!
- april april
swedish way to say “april fools day! it was a prank!” a – your cat died b – -cries and jumps from a tower- a – april april!
also phub (n.) portmanteau of “phone” and “snub;” an act of inconsiderately paying attention to one’s smartphone when one should be paying attention to a person in real life. (v.) portmanteau of “phoning” and “snubbing”. turning your attention to your smartphone when you’re hanging out or talking with someone in real life. often seen as […]
- mad poon
this is a term used by chav’s when a lot of v-g-n- is acquired, or when someone has had s-xual relations, and is celebrating. f-ckin’ ‘ell, ‘r’ derrick got sum mad poon las’ noight from ‘r’ stace, she was all over ‘im!
- roll safe
a threat meaning to “watch your back” person 1: “i think you’re an idiot”. person 2: (feeling offended) “you better roll safe”.
an outburst or display of anger by a h-m-s-xual. typically a male h-m-s-xual. an amalgamation of gay and tantrum. the barista forgot to use non-fat creamer and bruce threw a gantrum right there at the counter.