CSI: Miami


csi: miami (crime scene investigation: miami) is an american police procedural television series, which premiered on september 23, 2002 on cbs. the series is a spin-off of the veteran series csi: crime scene investigation.

the best out of the 3 series with cases that actually keep you guessing. plus, it has the best ratings of the 3. :d
csi: miami. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
a spin-off of csi: crime scene investigation. csi: miami is one of the most unrealistic and poorly made crime dramas currently on television. david caruso stars as horatio caine with absolutely no talent as an actor. watching caruso is like watching dirty harry play by the rules while taking ritalin.
an excerpt of csi: miami:

horatio caine: gentlemen, may i?
lawyer: be kind, horatio.
horatio caine: as always. all right, now, pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
lawyer: but possession doesn’t make my client the killer.
horatio caine: we also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
lawyer: allegedly used.
horatio caine: allegedly used.
horatio caine: now, are you going to rebut everything i’m saying?
lawyer: yes.
horatio caine: excellent.

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