CSI Surprise


in a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially s-xual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.

intentional -j-c-l-t–n onto walls or furniture that don’t belong to you.
after an all night orgy corey and his boyfriends left a csi surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.

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