ctd
computer terms, short for “crash to desktop.” occurs when you’re using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.
i was playing the planetside beta and must’ve ctd’d a hundred times!
a sland started by ambulance drivers. they use it when your about to die so you don’t know it. it stands for circlin the drain. or someone old or really messed up.
‘we pull up to this accident and this guy is ctd’
a medical acronym for “circling the drain”, referring to a patient who is expected to die soon.
that p.p.p.p.p.t. is c.t.d.
1. computer transmitted disease – a virus that can be transmitted between two computers through a variety of internet courses. main reasons for infection stem from promiscuity with email addresses, exposed ports, planted through a back orifice, forgeting to use the patch, forgetting to use trojan protection and reuse of sc-mbag spyware applications.
2. cell transfer delay – a delay in transfering inmates from one cell to another
3. charge transfer device – used to stun someone. see taser.
4. circling the drain – someone who is going to die in a short period of time.
1. bobby’s roommate, bubba, was less than pleased he had given his computer a ctd.
2. bobby’s problems became a larger pain in his rear when he was notified of his ctd.
3. thinking quickly, bobbie grabbed a ctd from a p-ssing guard.
4. bobby knew he was ctd when bubba grabbed the ctd and said he had ctd because of a ctd in transfer the system.
chronic tabber disorder. the disorder of perpetually having 8 or more browser tabs open simultaneously.
side effects may include:
mult-tasking
freakishly slow browser speeds
internet death
person 1: “dude, why do you have so many tabs open?!”
person 2: “i dunno…”
person 1: “i think you have ctd.”
computer transmitted disease
my computer is full of trojans, it must have a ctd!
crash test dummy: a friend who’ll do just about anything to see how it will turn out.
that guy’s hot, ask him to dance ctd, do it! or h-lls yeah you can make it into the pool from the roof, jump ctd!
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