ctfu means “carb the f-ck up.”
durian rider (author of ctfu): “eat more to live more. carbs are your friend. every f-cking meal: carb the f-ck up!”
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cracks the f-ck up. when laughing so hard you can hardly breathe.
when someone does or says something completly and utterly funny, ridiculous or stupid.
crackin the f-ck up
bbyvee : you funny as sh-t, ctfu !
bbynia : b-tch, im not even half-way through wat happened yet, and you already think sh-t funny ! ctfu ,
a laughing acronym standing for “crack(ing) the f-ck up” similar to lmao or rofl. primarily used by black people on mysp-ce and facebook.
-jaquon posts a funny/gangsta picture on facebook-
tarrell: yo dat sh-ts drawlin ctfu!
used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for cracking the f-ck up;
laughing really hard,
bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
tom: i don’t know, what do you call her?
bob: last year’s hide-n-go-seek champion!
tom: hahaha ctfu good one.
cracking the f-ck up
person #1: wacka wacka wacka wacka wacka
person #2: ctfu
capture the f-cking urinal
facebook status: “ctfu”
comment: “ctfu: capture the f-cking urinal”
a word that only black girls use in a fight on facebook
ctfu , whateva make yu feel gud abut yurslef girll lls.
when the guy c-ms all over the girl’s body, face, t-ts, p-ssy, -ss or mouth and leaves her wanting more. that prost-tute got many c-mshots inside her p-ssy and got pregnant. 31 more definitions the number one cause of blindness in females ages 13-40. she was blinded by the hot c-mshot. to -j-c-l-t-. typically on […]
a crusty hoe: a cami cami is such a curdburger
- Dagger Vision
used occasionally by the nerdiest of the nerds to mean excellent eyesight. the dagger (the symbol †) has the unicode coding u+2020. “that girl must have dagger vision because she sniped me from half the map away.” 1 more definition a distinguished and inaudible way to inform people that they are p-ssing you off. the […]
- data piñata
big data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out. the big data scientist made a twitter data piñata and found that sat-rdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.
- d boy
short for dough-boy. a drug dealer or gangster. specifically someone from detroit who went to detroit pershing high school (pershing “dough-boys”). those west side f-ck boys can’t show their faces at 7 mile e/ryan, that’s the d-boys block. 22 more definitions a dope boy, one who gets dough d boys rock with me, go buy […]