Cthuly
cthulys are often seen amongst narwhals, as they travel in packs called, cthuli. they speak fluent meh (the native language of the sea). they enjoy feeding on cat fur, and human flesh, especially from people specifically named ben. they look like a cross between a unicorn, and a rat. they are abut the size of a human esophagus. they also like listening to heavy metal music.
person 1: “hey man! you won’t believe what i just saw!”
person 2: “what?”
person 1: “a cthuly eat a guy named ben, while speaking to his family in meh, all while listening to heavy metal! can you believe that?”
person 2: “woah! that’s unbelievable!”
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