ctrl-shift-esc
ctrl+shift+esc is an alternative key command to ctrl+alt+del, for systems with windows vista or higher/newer installed. it may also be available in older versions of windows, depending on system configurations (i.e. multiple user accounts are registered to the system/computer). pressing ctrl+alt+del will typically bring up the windows security screen. from there the task manager is accessible, among other options (log off, change p-ssword, shut down, etc.). in contrast, pressing ctrl+shift+esc will launch the task manager directly, skipping the step of navigating the windows security screen. both are equally effective. it is up to the individual user to determine which is most convenient.
in campus library:
student: “wtf! my laptop froze again!! i’m never gonna get this -ssignment done…” -reaches to hold power b-tton down-
student’s friend: “whoa, wait a sec! try hitting control, shift, escape. it might be not be office that’s crashing. save yourself some h-ssle.”
person across table: -looks over at the two, confused- “don’t you mean control, alt, delete?”
student’s friend: “same idea, but this is a little quicker.”
person across table: “oh. i hadn’t heard of that. never mind, then.” -shrugs and returns to reading-
student’s friend: -presses ctrl-shift-esc, then navigates task manager to look for unresponsive program(s) to close- “see, it was the media player you had going. you would’ve lost a whole page if you just shut it off like that.”
student: “that’s awesome! thank you!”
Read Also:
- cyberphycosis
an emotionaly unstable reaction to the over use of tech usualy refering to internet related sources. see black shakes i went through cyberphycosis when i try to do everything on the internet at once
- captaser
the incorrect t-9 spelling of the word b-st-rd. “man jason is such a captaser” translation: “man jason is such a b-st-rd”
- Carrolleigh
a really great person, often intelligent and full of great jokes! an all around amazing human being! pete:hey, you are a carrolleigh today 🙂 ken: thanks dude!
- Carwise Middle School
located in palm harbor fl. the worst middle school ever. filled with bratty rich kids who think that they are the only thing that matters. filled with guys who only care about pantsing each other and scr-w-ng innocent girls over. filled with girls who wear too much eyeliner and need to dye their roots blonde […]
- cat bitch
a cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which b-tches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug. fluffy is a d-mned cat b-tch. girls that replace guys in their emotional lives with cats. i tried to pickup that chick last night, but she kept yapping about her cat. […]