Ctrl+Alt+Del
the keys u press when ur sh-tty windows computer f-cks up and u need to restart.
my sh-tty windows computer f-cked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.
a heavily over-rated webcomic. it used to be quite funny, but it lost it, it is now plagued by long winded story arcs, overexplained jokes and overly repetetive copy-pasted art. the comic however still seems the most popular on the web, most probably due to the relentless fanboys who foam at the mouth when you have the slightest critisizm for the d-mn comic. the forums are run by those fanboys so you can expect the results.
ctrl+alt+del was funny at first, but i don’t know why people still read it, it’s boring :/
the only way to fix windows… used to reset the computer and/or end programms running.
ahhhhh blue screen of death!! must press ctrl+alt+del to save it!
1. a combination of keys used in most windows operating system to open the task manager, most notably used for closing programs which are for some reason difficult otherwise. has other features that no one ever uses though.
2. a gaming webcomic created by tim buckley often with -ssociated other webcomics such as 8-bit theater, penny arcade, and vg cats. however, many consider it to be inferior to the forementioned webcomics due to the fact that it often steals jokes and ideas from them. it is also considered to be a lot more commercialistic than the others. overall, it isn’t too bad though.
1. after attempting to run windows media player, battlefield 2, doom 3, and norton antivirus all at the same time, my computer ‘asploded and i had to use ctrl+alt+del to to put it out of its mysery.
2. all hail ethan, king of winter-een-mas!
the answer to most windows problems. or so they say.
“sh-t computer! why won’t you work! i’m gonna ctrl+alt+del your -ss!”
“argh!! there’s a pop-up and i don’t know what it’s saying! i’ll ctrl+alt+del it, that’ll sort the b-gg-r out”
(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
“hey, i have this problem….”
“have you tried ctrl+alt+del?”
1: a key combination in windows which allows you to end any task in progress. (provided that it’s on your computer)
2: a webcomic featuring penny arcade ripoffs. of course, the author won’t admit it as “the setup is completely different”.
3: a definition about to be deleted by bichty cad fans.
f-cking computer…hit ctrl+alt+del!
when a single program, or windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to h-ll!
“bsod! f-ck…i’m pressin’ ctrl+alt+del, and calling that moron in india for help! d-mn foreign outsourcing! d-mn compaq p.o.s.
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