CTS-V
not your grandpa’s cadillac.
this 4-door sports car has a corvette zr-1 engine, with a whopping 556 hp, gets to 60 in 3.9 seconds, and has handeling and braking power that’s unbelievable for a sedan. the only thing that can compete with this sedan is the porsche panamera, which costs literally twice as much.
i was cruising in my 350z yesterday when i pulled up to a red light next to this cts-v, he looked over at me and we knew it was on! light turned green, i knew it’d be embar-ssing…i’m pretty sure he got to 60 when i got to 30!
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