CTS


(chronic troll syndrome) is an internet disease (not to be confused with internet disease) that is generally present in trolls. it causes the given troll to be unable to tell the difference between internet and irl limits.

as a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with irl people in contrast with the internets. symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally -sshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people’s business uninvited “for the laughs.” this in turn leads to a loss of said friends, -ssociates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the internet.
chester is always hating on youtube, he must have cts.
cut the sh-t
person 1: dude why didn’t you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!

person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?

person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren’t there.
the compulsive urge to “change the subject” even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. at the same time, can also mean “can’t talk seriously”. females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.
guy: “i love you babes.”
girl: “i lo… omg is that a sale over there?! let’s go!!!”
guy: “… honey, we need to get you to a doctor for cts…”

guy1: “dude that babes is hot!! i bet banging her would be so awesome!!!”
guy2: “i don’t know dude. she looks like she’s got cts.”
“can’t troubleshoot sh-t”

a helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.
“don’t cts today, i need you to work hard.”

“stop ctsing.”
come this side! if anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.
d-mn b, this bar has got a lotta cts up in here.
an abbreviation meaning chuckles to self. often used in the place of lol (laughs out loud) because lol has become over used.
cts! that guy is so lame!
challenge that sh-t, in football when a challengeablle play is made
wtf, cts, seahawks!!!!!!!

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