Cuban Cuddle


a s-x position in which s-x is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native cuban.
alex: hey, let’s make an appointment and go do the cuban cuddle.
mary: ok! i want to look cuban anyways! i’m calling the tanning salon as we speak!

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