Cuban Sunrise
while doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. while she’s dazed jam the maglight in her -ss, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.
on my honeymoon i thought i’d be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.
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