Cubanfail
inspired by mark cuban, to m-ssively, utterly, and continually fail at something.
there’s major cubanfail by mark cuban again as his dallas mavericks nba basketball team fails to sign a single big free agent after blowing up the 2011 championship team, scr-w-ng his fan base, and forcing star dirk nowitzki to play out his career with a bunch scr-ps.
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