the act of repeatedly stopping by a co-worker’s cubicle trying to ask them out on a date by feeding them a lame come-on line. it usually involves the person doing the macking actually leaning on the outside of the mack-ee’s cubicle unit so as to make for a more intimate setting, while keeping respect to “boundaries,” to ask a non-work-related question rather than coming around to the inside of the person’s cubicle to discuss a legitimate, work-related topic.
alfonso keeps cube macking on sally to see if she’ll go on a date with him; even though he’s cube macked on every single woman in the office and they’ve all said no.
v. 1to -j-c-l-t- while jerking off. 2. n. to m-st-rb-t- a dead cow after stroking his p-n-s for 12 minutes paul ejerkulated. bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated bessy. a slang term for masturbation, or “ejaculating”. created by famous p-rn star and pimp, joseph savage. “yo i just ejerkulated all over christie […]
- kenton hembree
a s-xy b-tch. one who has the smolder of a greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. he’s a pretty bomb -ss guy with the intelligence of a genius. his mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well. i’d f-ck kenton hembree twice if i had the chance.
- kentaco bell
kentaco bell is the b-st-rd stepsister of the kentacohut. it houses only kfc and taco bell, sans hut. “want to hit up the taco bell on irving park?” “shichess that’s a kentaco bell, i’m getting some popcorn chicken.”
- cullen wh*r*
usually one of the female species who obsesses over edward cullen and the rest of the cullen family from twilight to the extent that it begins to take over their personality. “why don’t you talk to so and so anymore?” “she turned into a cullen wh-r-, and i’m not into fantasy”
translation- rolling on floor puking up blood. must be used only when something is overly sickening. “i just jabbed a knife into my scr-t-m” “rofpub d:”