cubicle person


refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, monday through friday, who doesn’t know how to act in normal society. standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. synonyms: invalid, ent-tled, pita
“i just met this really hot girl and she’s super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad att-tude.”
“does she work 95, monday-friday?”
“yes.”
“cubicle person.”

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