Cubjorts


noun. pr-nounced ku-byortz. a contraction of the phrase “cut-off jean b-tt-shorts”. short, cut-off jean shorts. typically, the wearer’s b-tt-cheeks are somewhat exposed, and the front pockets are intact (protruding from underneath the shorts and hanging down several inches on the thigh). cubjorts are a direct descendant of daisy dukes.
do those super hott cubjorts give you funky, pocket-shaped tan lines on your thighs?

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