cucking up
derived from the word “cuck”, the phrase “cucking up” is essentially where a someone, generally a beta male, chooses the more beta approach to a decision, rather than choosing the more brave and often respectable approach.
*at a bar, the beta male is with his friend hoping to score lucky for the night*
friend: whoah look at the rack on that chick! you should talk to her!
beta male: er.. i’m a little nervous… haha….
friend: remember how we planned it?
beta male: fine….
*walks over*
beta male: hey you’re… hot.
woman: *laughs* you need somethin, hun?
beta male: yeah i need uh…-
alpha male: hey cutie! how bout i grab us a few drinks and we make it a night, yeah?
woman: *eyes the beta* oh well i was uhm… well, you tell him.
beta male: i was… uh, nevermind. it’s okay you can talk to her and stuff.
*walks away*
friend: dude you just cucked up so hard what the f-ck!!! shoulda told that guy to f-ck off!
beta male: he was strong and… and i guess i got too scared.
friend: what the f-ck!!! you’re totally cucking up right now man no way no way why am i friends with you?! i’ma hang with charlie sheen over there peace dude!
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