Cucumbear
a bear made entirely out of cuc-mbers, very rare to see unless under the influence of highly mind altering substances whilst watching a nature doc-mentary or yogi bear. could also be a possible character in future episode of adventure time.
guy 1: dude, do you see that cuc-mbear over there man that’s so meta!
guy 2: shut the f-ck up jerk off you know they’re not real, you must be trippin some serious b-lls right now
guy 1:how do you trip b-lls?
guy 2: …idiot
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