cucumber breath
cuc-mber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? the problem is that this % acc-mulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. when a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called “cuc-mber breath.”
it is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cuc-mmber in private. not to be shared as a social food or treat. also watch out for ‘persian cuc-mbers’ as their smell is much worse.
jenna: “hey babe, your breathe is honking (holds nose)”
stephen: “but all i had was this measely cuc-mber…”
jenna: “eeuw! haven’t you heard of ‘cuc-mber breathe’? sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present.”
stephen: “(sulks).”
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