cucumber cucumber cock
a commonly forgotten elicit teenage s-x game. the h-m-erotic equivalent of duck duck goose; it involves one erect c-ck and several other steamed cuc-mbers. the player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the c-ck among the cuc-mbers. note: alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
mom: son! did you play duck duck goose today at daycare?!
child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): no… we played cuc-mber cuc-mber c-ck…
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