cucumber style


when you take a cuc-mber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until -rg-sm. it feels so good.
guy1: dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
guy2: i think i’m gonna watch some p-rn while w-nking cuc-mber style.
guy1: nice. wanna do it together?
guy2: sure.

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