cucumberman
a man who shoved a red cuc-mber up his -ss. he now patrols the city of t-tti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cuc-mbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody’s -ss.
tom: oh sh-t cuc-mberman shoved a cuc-mber up my -ss
greg: at least captain pineapple didn’t get you. i think i’m still bleeding
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