cuddify


the transition a cow makes from calf to adult. describes the process by which a calf loses its cheerful, playful, and inquisitive nature and begins to to stand around doing nothing but chew its cud.
as a calf, that cow was really cute, but now that it’s cuddified, it just stands around looking stupid, even in the rain.

once the cows cuddify, they’ll be the dumbest creatures alive.

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