Cuddle badger


a cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the art of cuddling. he/she is very persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. while the cuddle badger’s cousin, the honey badger, doesn’t “give a sh-t”, this cute badger does. the cuddle badger’s favourite prey would be unsuspecting “bad-boys” or distant women.
“i came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!”

“she’s a little too cuddle badger to me. she can’t keep her hands off me in public for heaven’s sakes!”

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