cuddle coma


the state of physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling sick leave balance.
that cuddle session was so good last night, i was in a cuddle coma this morning.

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