cuddle curtain
a makeshift device of a sheet/blanket on a rope that goes across your bed. perfect for the college student trying to get some privacy but also trying to get some p-ssy.
john: yo tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, im trying to get some sleep!
tom: sure -pulls cuddle curtain-
a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some p-ssy.
ravishu: hey tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.
tom: ok -pulls cuddle curtain-
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