Cuddle Monkey
someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others
my boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. even though it gets annoying, i love it.
a person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
zach: oh my god. you look cold.
lisa: perhaps it is because i am cold.
zach: -cuddle!-
lisa: oh wow. you’re a cuddle monkey.
zach: you love eet.
a soft -rs- bloke with a tw-t as a farther
stuart is a cuddle monkey lolololol
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