Cuddle Season
cold, wintery months that often force single women to stay at home and cuddle with their girlfriends instead of going out and getting laid
dude, you need to scoop something up soon before it’s cuddle season!
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- Mike N Ikes
when a male puts mike and ikes into his r-ct-m, then another male proceeds to retrieve them from the others r-ct-m with his tongue. “matt paid 25 cents to get jacobs mike n ikes”
- mikehole
a real life piece of sh-t. inferior to novceguru. mikehole, fails at life. inferior to both novceguru and bbq mikehole sucks at cricket. better than novceguru mikehole is better than novceguru
- mid-session flush
something you should do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else’s) toilet wife: honey, did you clog the toilet again? husband: …yes. 🙁 wife: ughh honey! if you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. you know that. now get the plunger and unclog it.
- mierde
this is not actually a word. the real word for “sh-t” in spanish is mierda. mierde is some strange attempt at a hybrid between the french merde and spanish mierda. hombre: la gringa dijo “mierde.” pienso que ella quiera decir “mierda.” sh-t in spanish
- Closeyism
a well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences. examples of closeyisms: i feel as rough as the hills! wow, you really bit the nail on the head. i’ll go fetch the p-rno, it’s up the apples and stairs.