mid-session flush
something you should do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else’s) toilet
wife: honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: …yes. 🙁
wife: ughh honey! if you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. you know that. now get the plunger and unclog it.
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