Cuddlefish


a seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he “wasn’t compet-tion”.

origin: discovery channel

two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

dominance: be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

disguise: some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
you – “man, it’s weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. it kinda freaks me out.”

friend – “dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week.”

you – “holy shyt you’re right, the mall isn’t even open at 2 am!!”

friend – “i bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack”

you – “nooooo!!!”
someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long.
i love you cuddlefish.
an eruption of -n-l g-sses that get turned around in the taint area. ejecting themselves out from between the p-ssy lips. giving the chubby slightly moist wriggling movement (and sound) -ssociated with the cuddle-fish’s swim style. reminiscent of wavy lasagna noodles.

synonymous with front fart, and usually attained by women in the sitting position. possibly fat men…
“dude, did that fat lady just cuddle-fish? it f-cking reeks in here!”

“yeah man! she’s sitting so far back in the chair it has no where else to go!”
a fictional band from the nickelodeon tv show icarly. they are mentioned twice thus far in the show; once, jake says the first song he learned was brakelights by cuddlefish, after they listen to it through the speakers. also, when a really annoying girl comes up to carly and sam, she says that she sees a teacher at the cuddlefish concert.
jake: was that “brakelights” by cuddlefish?

carly: ya, i didnt think anyone knew that song.
oderus urungus’s huge prosthetic w-ng dangling between his legs.

oderus’s cuddlefish busted all over the crowd!

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