Cuddlematic
meant to describe a heightened sense of devotion to – and love of – cuddles and cuddling!
this is not a characteristic fitting your average cuddler, but someone who takes it to the next level: reaching over to stroke your arm every two seconds, leaning in to kiss your neck when they p-ss you by, grabbing your hand and taking a strong hold of it for as long as possible.
when you’re a person with cuddlematic tendencies, you feel like a fish out of water if you’re not allowed to outlive them. therefore it’s very vital to be surrounded by people who are equally predisposed for cuddlematicness, or, as the lesser option, people who are willing and able to fulfill an extended need for excess cuddling!
i’m showing you my cuddlematic tendencies whilst i’m acrobatizing on your couch!
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