cuddleshock


(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite s-x, only to reach between there legs and find a p-n-s.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite s-x, only to reach down there and find… well, nothing at all.
spencer: yo alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
anthony: yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
alex: yeah, i thought so, too. but i took her home and she cuddleshocked me…
the act of cuddling with one of the opposite s-x only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
anthony: yo alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
spencer: yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
alex: yeah man, i thought so too. but we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

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