cuddling
cuddling is simply touching and caressing without any contact whatsoever with either partner’s s-xual organs. women actually prefer cuddling to s-x. smart men love cuddling because it is single best route to s-xual intercourse and to the elusive female -rg-sm. such men are treasured.
my girlfriend says that cuddling means not having to worry that i’m suddenly gonna demand s-x, but i find that the more often i just chill and cuddle with her, the more s-x we have. wtf???
prior to contrary belief, cuddling is not only after coitus. if can before. it is the act of showing intimacy with one you care about.
i am cuddling with my girlfriend, irene.
post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in s-xual fluids.
my girlfriend loves cuddling but i would rather take a shower.
the act of a man enduring non-s-xual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.
i just got done cuddling. sucked -ss. not a nipple i sight.
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