Cuddly Hummer
(verb) its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a “humming” noise/action with her lips. her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.
hey dude i received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than i do on my body! try it some time!
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