Mecoyah
the ultimate definition of insanity; not only is it crazy, but it is usually overly ocd, and probably has been, currently is, or will be a pedophile. don’t mess with it, for it hates to joke around. also, a mecoyah has a great love for freight trains and “shock and awe.”
example 1: “man, my teacher just handed me a 60 question study guide and told me, ‘you be lookin s-xy in dem jeans girl.'” “wow, what a mecoyah!”
example 2: “omg, we had a pop quiz today in us, it came at us like a freight train!” “way to be a mecoyah.”
example 3: “nicholas, i want to know about your wife.” “that’s a little personal. you’re clearly high, aren’t you?!” “god, you don’t have to be such a mecoyah!”
example 4: “i just keep raping your cl-ss.” “so…you rape things, too?” “…what a mecoyah…”
example 5: “yo man, i found a picture of a guy licking his foot and he looks exactly like you!!!” “that’s disgusting…i feel like i just got hit by a freight train…” “what are you, a mecoyah or something?”
example 6: “all righty cl-ss, ‘shock and awe’ is coming at you momentarily!” “it’s not like you’re a mecoyah or anything…” “hey, don’t say that! i know how to take a joke!” “oh yeah? well then, i like your uggs, who bought them for you, your wife?” “that’s not funny.” “…exactly.”
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